1. The first thing that happened was the business lounge in Liverpool airport, oh my god it was good. It was 12quid and u get all ur ale and munch inclusive with that (free) and its all air conditioned and sexy leather couches n' shit. To put it simply Me, Bennett and Gav got absolutely shit faced. and then when we was about to leave and the flight got delayed for an hour. Bennett thought it was funny and just got more pissed, but me and Gav were pissed off.
2. Gav gettin nicked by the sexy air hostess recordin her on his video cam.
3. The double decker train that took us from the airport to amsterdam centrel. IT WAS DOUBLE DECKER.
4.lashed our bags in the room and went to the green house (good coffee shop) and literaly within 10 minutes we were stoned. and gav thought some fella that looked like father christmas was black. the fella was a fat white bearded fella. gav????
5. Gavin falls on the tram lines when a tram was hittin speeds (40mph) and about 10 metres from him. he just managed to roll out the way, dont know how cos he was stoned to fuck. Anyway he survived.
6. All the street dealers keep askin Gavin if he wants cocaine or extacy, like every fuckin smack head in amsterdam was askin Gavin.
7. bennett hears music coming from wardrobe in room, funny as fuck he startin goin crazy thinkin sum1 had left there mp3 on in the safe.
8. Jamile (the cleaner) introduced himself to us and got stoned with us on the balcony in our room. funny guy.
9.next day we go to leidesplien to an irish bar and have a fat english brekky and it hails to fuck. then we go to the bulldog (cofee shop) and buy sum weed and make a fuckin huge CONE i mean like 12" long and like 4" thick at one end, it had a whole bag of weed in and 10 cigs. and this american fella was made up with it.
10. We discover Lamb Shoarma and fillofals. there the nicest food ever.
11. Go back the room and im trippin and think i see a mouse and i fuckin shit me self, i jumped on the bed and gavin ran out the door, and w had to get jamile to find the mouse, but we didnt so he just got stoned with us.
12. Bennett shags some black bird and i shag this blonde bird. and we had special cofees and space shakes in the church (coffeeshop).
13. we discover TEASERS possibly the best bar ever, fit big titted bar maids serve you and they pole dance on the bar.
14. Bennett and gav get the best lap dance ive ever seen EVER. in town right u cant touch the bird. Bennett and Gav were grabbin her tits pussy it was madness and then at the end she made them put there money in there mouth and put it in her pussy. OMG.sheer utter madness.
15. We stay out and get absolutely rat arsed and stoned and get back to the hotel at about 5am, and have bout 5 hours sleep.
16. In the mornin Gavin come up wiv a good plan, of movin the sofa over to the balcony in the room, openin the balcony doors full and just chillin gettin stoned and watchin all the weird people of amsterdam.
17. Same normal day again really, got stoned got pissed, went to this live sex show thing thats ded funny called sexyland, and on the first day bennett nearly went in the gay sex show ha ha.went to teasers again and same day really.
IVE MISSED OUT LOADS OF OTHER STUFF BUT THIS IS JUST SOME OF THE GOOD STUFF. BUT GAVINS GOT IT ALL ON HIS VIDEO CAM (WAITIN FOR HIM 2 PUT IT ON DVD).ILL UPLOAD IT HERE SOON!!!
